This Pastner Stuff is Golden

Let it be known that one of my favorite twitter accounts is @NotCoachJohnson , mainly for regularly producing hilarious tidbits like this:

So basically I like completely ridiculous GT sports stuff. So when I found the @FantasyPastner I had to  give it a follow. 

Reading through the recent tweets it looks like that Pastner, or the Fake Pastner twitter owner, took a little visit (or lives in????) to my hometown Dunwoody's fair called Lemonade days. 

Yeah I was there and saw a guy wearing a Memphis shirt. Is that youuuu Pastner????

But the current #GolfGate that is happening right now is too good for even the best parody accounts.

And more gold

Including my own contributions

This may be the most hyped off  season thing I've seen about GT sports in a while. Some people may be questioning the Pastner hire, but I love it.

Hes going to need to learn those four words well.

THWg!!